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3 Idiots is arguably the most awaited movie of the year. Ever since it was announced that Rajkumar Hirani and Aamir Khan were going to get together to make a movie on the education system,  the interest of every movie lover (including the author) was piqued. To start with, 3 Idiots is probably the most entertaining movie of the year. And that is saying something, specially in a year which has had a bunch of high profile duds. At the time of writing, according to some reports, the movie has already garnered close to 93 cr in the opening weekend itself. This is an all time high record for any Indian movie. Not that anyone had any doubts on whether the movie was going to recover money or make profits.


But coming from a team which has movies like the Munnabhai series, TZP, RDB, Lagaan and DCH under its belt, the expectations were for something special, a probable classic. Hirani’s greatest asset is his ability to create humor in every situation. And he isn’t someone just content to milk laughs. Lage Raho Munnabhai was perhaps the bravest movie of the decade. Coming after its insanely funny predecessor, Hirani could have just replicated the formula by sending Munna to do either Law or MSc or MBA. But instead he completely forsake the structure of the previous movie and went ahead with the masterstroke of using Gandhi as a key character. In both his movies, there were messages laced subtly in the midst of all the jokes.
 
Coming to 3 Idiots, it is the story of 3 students viz. Rancho(Aamir Khan), Farhan(Madhavan) and Raju(Sharman Joshi) who study engineering at a college run by Viru Sahastrbuddhe (Boman Irani). Essentially Rancho seems to have to come to college only to point out the problems with the education system and rebel against it along with his faithful sidekicks. The point gets overstated a bit, but it is doused in generous doses of humor to keep it light and enjoyable
 
The movie employs a bunch of set pieces and turns them on their head with hilarious twists. As an example: the scene where Chatur(played by new face Omi, it is a significant character in the movie) addresses the entire college in chaste hindi without understanding the meaning of what he is saying. But where Hirani sets the movie aside from a mindless comedy is evident in the very next scene when Chatur comes back drunk and questions Rancho on why was he humiliated. In a way even the character of Chatur, who is otherwise one dimensional and irritating, gets a chance to redeem himself.
 
Hirani keeps it realistic only when he wants it to be, taking a lot of things for granted. But then you are willing to be a part of the joyride which enables you to suspend you disbelief. The second half is definitely more melodramatic, which gives the characters and the viewers a chance to introspect on the issues, the movie highlights. However this is when the problems with the script start to get discomforting. You feel a sense of manipulation, in the way your emotional responses are tickled. There are scenes which virtually beg to you laugh, followed by some real tearjerkers and one painfully long cringe worthy scene. The so called pertinent questions about the education system start to seem like an afterthought in a movie which basically wants to be a blockbuster.
 
3 Idiots in spite of all its brilliance is a lazy script. For all practical purposes this could have been virtually Munnabhai Btech, with Rancho replacing Munna and Circuit replaced by 2 sidekicks. The rest is the same, an autocratic head of institution and his daughter who falls in love with the protagonist. Even more, the whole scene of Jimmy Shergill having an heart to heart with his father in Lage Raho is replicated in 3 Idiots. And guess what, the father is the same in both: Parikshit Sahni.
 
As far as performances go, its primarily an Aamir Khan movie, more so than his other multi starrers like RDB or DCH. He rises to the occasion and plays the role with a great deal of conviction. However the effort to play a character half his age shows. In the early part he goes a little overboard with the wide eyed grin, lip smacking  and droopy shoulders. However he eases into the role and seems more natural, as the film progresses . Madhavan is adequate in his role; its not really a difficult one for him. Sharman has a couple of scenes, where he shows why he is one of the most underrated actors in Hindi cinema. Boman Irani’s character didn’t seem well etched, and therefore he hams it up a bit to make up. Kareena’s role is a minor one and she is pleasant throughout. The chemistry between Aamir and her was non existent though.
 
Ultimately 3 Idiots is a movie that will still achieve all of its stated goals, viz make money for all those involved, entertain most people and be another feather in the cap of Aamir and Hirani. But with the kind of resources at their disposal, they could have aimed for something higher.

Rock ON!

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My engineering college had a rich tradition of cultural festivals and Rock music. ‘Horizons’ was our annual fest for which the entire college longed for and started working for from the around the middle of the year. Committees were formed, leaders elected, budgets drawn and plans drawn to organize an event which was grander than the previous year. Students worked feverishly as the days got closer, classes were bunked royally and studying became optional.

The event ran for 3 days. The first day’s main event was the fashion show which was like in no other college. Of course we were just interested in gawking at the girls on the stage and hooting at their every pose and pout. The second day’s attraction was ‘Pro-Nite’, my favorite event. This was a concert by a leading singer or famous musician. This was the big draw which was used in posters and promotional material to draw sponsors.

But the third day was what a big section of the college waited for, ‘The Rock Show’. This involved one of the indie rock bands or a bunch of local rock bands performing a few originals and mostly classic rock. People stayed in college all 3 days and final night was the culmination of months of hard work. The music provided a sense of exhilaration. Booze flowed like water, the air thick with smoke and people were just starting to scale the heights. I missed the Rock night all 3 years.

I love my music; be it film, pop or classical, but I wasn’t exposed to Rock while growing up. And by the time I came to college, there were others who were already in masters in Rock Fandom. I had to start at kindergarten and everyone knows older boys don’t like to play with kids. So I pretended to dislike Rock to get through. When my friends fawned over Pink Floyd and Metallica, I claimed they gave me headaches. Over years, whenever people talk about rock bands like Nirvana, Aerosmith, Queens or Dire Straits, I could only imagine that I was missing an entire universe of music. Somehow I’ve never been able to just get started. I randomly started listening to some of all time hits, but wasn’t able to appreciate it completely. Maybe the history was lost on me or maybe I needed to start with something else.

So this is my attempt to start a journey, to learn about rock music, understand its history and experience the greatest creations from the Masters of Rock. In the course of this journey, I hope to create a collection of articles, links, videos and songs to which I can go back and keep revisiting. And hopefully this might help someone else who starts blank like me.

Lalu’s solution for drought: Eat less – WTF!!

Finally we have a WTF statement from one of India’s finest comedians, Shri Lalu Prasad Yadav, former chief minister of Bihar, former husband of chief minister of Bihar ….oops..I’m sorry…husband of former chief minister of Bihar and former union railways minister. He has come up with this unique solution to avoid the impending food crisis due to a bad monsoon.

Prasad goes on further in the same article asking everyone to eat just one meal a day and that way the food stock can be made to last for 13 months. This statement has confirmed it at least for me that this guy could have no way been responsible for the supposed turnaround in Indian railways. As it is there are claims that he inflated the profits and many railway insiders claim that he reaped the benefits of his predecessors hard works (one Mr. Nitish Kumar in particular is counted by top Railway honchos as one of the best Ministers the railways has had in many years). If these are the kind of innovative ideas Mr. Prasad can think off, I can wonder what a tough time railways officials might have had in managing his whims and brainwaves during this tenure. I still remember the scheme to introduce matke ka cups in trains to promote local potters and remember exclaiming to myself WTF!

Blogging tips from Amit Verma

Now Amit is one of the preeminent Indian bloggers with a loyal readership. He recently had his first novel published as well. The tips are many and one would have read them somewhere, but I thought it was a nice compilation of points to keep in your mind while writing.

One of the things which came to my mind was when he says, “Writing should be for fun”, was how true it is like an new age proverb. Many people write as an extension of their selfish gene. The innate nature of humans is to propagate their presence, leave signs of their uniqueness, imprint their genome on the sands of time. Blogs by their ease of use have become a very convenient tool, but not necessarily the most effective. That’s where the ‘fun’ part comes. Unless writing is fun, one can’t produce good stuff, instead one will churn out banal and labored articles.
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How To Split A Huge CSV Excel Workbook Into Separate Files

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How To Split A Huge CSV Excel Workbook Into Separate Files:
csvHeadI recently started working with a company that does HUGE mailing lists. I deal with a lot of records everyday but this really is a lot of data.
They have an opt-in mailing list that they blast to once or twice a month. When I say huge I am talking about between 7 and 8 million email addresses.

Now if you have ever tried to open a file like this in excel you would see something that looks like this:


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The reason you get this error is simple.
Excel can only handle 65,536 lines per sheet. It cannot display the rest of it and will truncate it. This is not good if you need to cut your list into smaller pieces. In my case I need to have less than 1 million records in my csv file to be able to import it into my mailing list program.
I tried using Base from Open Office with the same results. Now I could open this as a text file and chop it up manually or import it into an access database and try and manipulate it there as well. But hey let’s check out a free and EASY alternative to split an Excel workbook into seperate files. It is called FXFisherman’s CSV Splitter v1.1 by Sopheap LY.
We came across it here but I was able to trace it’s origins to the actual post on a forum it was created for and that is here. The original purpose of the app was to work with stock data in smaller chunks from a huge dump.
But hey I guess it will work on ANY csv file. Simply download the application and run it – no install required.
That will bring you to this screen:
split excel workbook into seperate files
Now this program has two simple options : you can split the csv file by the number of lines and specify the maximum number of files. Simply type in the number of lines you want to split each file into, and/or make the maximum pieces that you would want to see.
Next browse for your file by hitting the Browse file button and then hit the Split Now! Button.
When the program is complete you should see something that looks like this:
split excel workbook into seperate files
This tells me that my file of approximately 100,000 records was split successfully into a few even files. If they were more than 25 pieces with 50,000 lines in each it would have changed the algorithm to make each one slightly larger. Either which way this saved the day! I was able to import almost 4 million addresses at the end of the day into smaller chunks! (Thank god for interns!)
Do you know of a better, easier and / or faster way to accomplish the same thing?

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Excel Tips

This is kind of a ready reckoner for myself and hopefully useful to anyone who visits this blog. There are so many tips and tricks to achieve some not so easy tasks in excel. Over a period of time one gains sufficient experience and learns how to get some stuff done.
I have been working on Excel since almost 8 years now and it still amazes me that there is so much more to the software. Every person will have his or her own little nugget about some hidden feature of Excel. Most of these stuff are available on the internet and you can find them pretty quickly with some intelligent searching. But often it takes up quite a while to find the exact solution and sometimes even stuff you have previously seen before is hard to find again. So I thought of coming up with a section on my blog to consolidate all these small stuff in a easy to find manner (hopefully).
To start with, this link contains stuff on how to crack an excel password and the same website also has stuff on how password protect an excel sheet. This is something I always keep needing whenever you find an excel sheet without a password sometimes created by ex-employees who have left the company but you need to access their stuff.

MonaLisa in MS Paint

I’m sure many of you must have already seen these video, but this is the first time I saw it and was stunned beyond words. As if creating something so brilliant with a mouse itself is not amazing enough(though I have a feeling the artist used a tablet), the whole thing was done using Microsoft’s much maligned and abused MS Paint.
Yes all you Photoshoppers and Gimpers, this is for real. Now I’m no painter, but the way the artist went about creating the framework and then building the basic structures of the painting and then proceeding to shade the different regions was enlightening. The interesting part is that the basic structure is done in half the time. It’s the nuances and the finer details that take the rest of the time. Kinda true about life in general, its the finer things in life that differentiate the best from the rest.
Enjoy the video

Just in case, if you are still having any doubts about MS Paint’s capability, check out this image created entirely out of - you know what (The image is from DeviantArt). Adios for now
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Google fusion tables: is it from Gapminder?

Quite some time back, I had come across this talk by Hans Rosling at ted.com. Ted is one site, which I frequently visit to listen to great speakers, tech leaders and futuristic ideas. Hans is a Swedish professor, who built a tool to present data in a visual format using multiple dimensions rather than the usual 2 dimensional graphs.
The presentation is one of the most popular ones at Ted, partly due to the fact that the tool is amazing. But a large part of it was due to Hans’ great enthusiasm. His passion for data and pedagogy is naturally evident in the video as his shows off his tool. He plays with the audience with great anecdotes and his natural humor is just endearing. I’m posting that video from Ted (its a must watch):

Hans’ website is Gapminder.org, where he talks more about his project, with more examples and datasets. Then an interesting news came up. Gapminder had been acquired by Google. Now it became even more intriguing to imagine what Google might do with it. The way Google generally works with their acquisitions is use parts from it in lot of other services and integrate the product itself in the Google ecosystem. So Google Public Data was one of the products to use some of the technology in visualizing the tons of data available on government databases. This was precisely one of Hans’ goals in unearthing data from public systems.
Finally I came across Google tables in Google Labs, which seems to be  the first legitimate version of Gapminder under Google’s parentage. Now Google tables is still fairly limited in features and is more like an early beta. But already, one can see the where Google is headed to. For starters you can use one of the datasets which Google provides to create graphs and visualize data. The same principle of using multiple dimensions which Hans demoed is visible in the graphs in Google tables and the ease of doing something as potentially complicated as that is just amazing. I tried one of those visualizations on a map. This one maps the GDPs of countries of the world. In the map, the higher ranked countries are marked in a lighter shade, whereas the poorer countries are marked in darker shades. I made this up in less than 2 minutes. Although the data leant itself to such visualizations to enable the quick producing of the this chart, the tool is beautiful in itself.

How to make $37mn: the #squarespace way

If you saw your twitter account today, you might have noticed a bunch of posts with ‘#squarespaces’ tag in them. Some of the tweets were totally irrelevant, while others at least bothered to enlightened you to squarespace.com which is giving out free Iphone 3GS it seems.

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Now suddenly it all makes sense. Squarespace is a web hosting service, nothing unique about that. But they obviously have a smart marketing team which thought of this innovative way to get themselves some buzz. So squarespace is indeed giving out free Iphones. Well actually they are giving out $199 Apple gift certificates, thus you have pay for your on own data plan and stuff. So its not even an unlocked phone. Now doing the math, Squarespace is investing $5970 for a 30 day campaign.
And what are they getting in return: almost 15mn unique impressions each day for 30 days. Assuming a cost of 1 cent per impression, they are getting $4.5mn worth of eyeballs. Considering a 3% click through rate and a rate of 50 cents per click, that is equivalent to $6.75mn worth equivalent campaign on Google Adwords. Now assuming they have a 3% conversion rate, they would have already signed up over 400,000 accounts. Their cheapest plan is worth $8/month, so let us assume everyone takes only that the basic plan. Now considering a profit margin of $2/month and retention of 1 year, we are looking at customer value of $91, leading to profits to the tune of $37mn!!!
That is an estimated ROI of over 617326% !!!
My head is spinning already, This has got to be one of most amazing breakthroughs in marketing history. I know there are lot of assumptions in my calculations, but I’ve tried to be conservative and err on the lower side in every assumption. No matter how you choose to look at it, it is still a mind boggling number in profits and ROI for a single campaign. Hats off to Squarespace, you guys rock, and as a tribute, I’m gonna tweet about them. Who knows, heck I might actually snag one of those Iphones.

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Iphone 3GS: What is the fuss all about?

Apple launched the new Iphone 3gs at the WWDC today. Rumors had been circulating around the tech world over what are the features that the new Iphone will carry. Some of the rumors and leaked pics actually turned out to be true. As was expected, the new iphone carries a new 3.0 mp camera, with VGA shooting video support.

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The new Iphone will also support 7.2 mbps HSPDA speeds with AT&T’s 3G network. Added to that is an unrevealed faster processor and Apple promises magic, and at least 2x times faster operation and browsing experience.
Voice controls are a big new feature, although many other smart phones already carry that in some form or the other. A inbuilt magnetometer will aid compass apps and direction indication on maps. But all of these leaves me kind of disappointed. Specially after looking at the feature list of Palm Pre. Sure Iphone should be faster and have a better browsing speed. It has a better camera and has video, but there is no multitasking yet. Push is still not supported in the truest sense.
What is exciting though is that the new Iphone will available at the same price which is $199 for the 16 GB model and $299 for the 32 GB one as compared to Sprint’s $199(after a really lame $100 rebate). And the current Iphone 3G be will available for $99. Now that is a real smart move. Not only does that bring Apple in the lower segment, but it also matches Pre’s price with a newer phone and 50,000 strong app world.
My early reaction was underwhelming leading me to dub it as Ifail, but I take my words back, its a good update on the existing Iphone and one which will satisfy all its fans.

3 Reasons why Bing won’t become another Cuil

So Microsoft has launched Bing after months of secrecy and hype. Is it just another over hyped Cuil? In case you forgot, Cuil was supposed to be the big Google killer created by ex-googlers themselves. My belief is that Microsoft has played a good hand and Bing is here to stay. Here are my reasons:

  1. Unlike previous times, MS this time actually had a good product and did not make the usual implementation faux pas, which we are so used to from the Redmond giant. Bing was launched carefully throughout the world and it wasn’t an half baked product. It replaced Live.com which was MS’s current search product so all the browser extensions and bookmarks were automatically updated. The UI was nice and the whole engine site pretty snappy.
  2. Bing was covered by nearly the entire online media and as if that was no enough, MS has launched a rumored $80mn campaign which includes TV and online marketing. Cuil didn’t have the financial muscle in spite of its huge venture funding. For a search engine to compete against Google, a sustained campaign is absolutely critical to capture the mindshare from the masses. For eg. the chart here shows Cuil’s big start at the time when all the buzz about was there, but as you can see for yourself it sharply fell down due to lack of interest and backing.image image
  3. Bing has a number of unique features of the board which give it a unique selling proposition against Google. The travel search is excellent and combines features from Kayak and other leading travel sites. It integrates with Farecast, which MS acquired last year. I can already see myself going to Bing for all my future search as a first choice since it integrates all existing travel sites. The Video preview feature is a nice touch and even image search with the infinite scroll makes it easy to look images without having keep hitting back button each time.
In conclusion, even though I love Google as a company and all their products, I’m happy to see a strong competitor to their bread and butter product which is search. It will bring out the more innovations for us consumers from both Google and Microsoft. With Wolfram Alpha already out there creating its own niche, these are exciting times for users.
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Microsoft opens Bing travel: looks Kayakish

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Bing.com’s long promised travel search launched today over here. At first sight it looks a lot like Kayak’s interface. But that is not to say that it isn’t good. Copying isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Bing has put into use the Farecast feature as well which lets you know if the price is expected to go up or not with a tip similar to stock buying. Maybe someone could start an Ebay.com for flight tickets and start options trading on them. Ideas… Ideas…

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All about profile pics.... Enough said!!







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All about profile pics.... Enough said!!". Its just awesome, covers all the possible combinations. Hilarious

Naan Kadavul!! Disturbing

Caught Naan Kadavul yesterday finally after a long long wait. Bala has always been known to explore the fringe elements and potray the stark reality in them. Naan Kadavul is no different. Its hard hitting to say the least. But there were a few flaws. A detailed review will come soon
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Got a new phone: nokia 5800

I finally managed to order a nokia 5800 after days of pondering whether to buy it or not. I suffer from compulsive buyer’s remorse disorder. This manifests itself in the way that I keep searching and analyzing before buying anything. For eg. when I decided that I had to get a smartphone, the process became one long time wasting avenue.

I must have spent hours and hours on tech review sites, going through phone after phone. I had called multiple vendors, my service provider, alternative services asking for the best plans and then still not decided. Every time I did that, I felt pangs of guilt that I was wasting so much time on looking and maybe I would be better of not buying anything.
Finally I decided to buy one of Ebay: a unlocked G1 for about 290 bucks. It was a good deal and I was happy that I had put an end to my search. But that was not to be. No sooner had placed by bid and won it, I realized that the seller had only 2 reviews and that from the same person. It was an overseas vendor. Then started the next process, scourging for ways to spot scamsters on ebay. I was satisfied with the protection Paypal was providing. I went through their T&Cs and saw quite a few omissions and loopholes which could have left me in the red. After a day of reading up stuff on Ebay frauds, I decided that all signs pointed towards my seller  being a fraud and I decided not to go ahead with the purchase.
Back again to the search, after a couple of weeks I saw a deal on dell.com for Nokia 5800 for 250 bucks after rebate. I decided to go ahead with it immediately primarily because I was frustrated with myself for whiling away so much time. Anyways it was done and yesterday I finally got my phone. First impressions look good, as I already knew what to expect thanks to my endless online review reading. My own detailed review should come pretty soon and till then adios!
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Appam C Proves he's an Idiot!

Appam Chuthiya(name made famous by Fakeiplplayer) hurled a few abuses to Hayden after the latter smashed him for 3 sixes in one over. Appam wanted to let him know that he had the last laugh. But the whole of India was laughing at him. Hayden didn't bother though, neither did Dhoni on the other side. Chennai won the match eventually by 12 runs. Maybe if Appam had given 2 less sixes away, his side might have won.


I was never a big fan of Sreesanth and felt his antics made him look like a fool. I wish someone calls Harbhajan and asks him to slap him again. Anyways here is the link of the article where Hayden stated that he frankly didn't think much Sreesanth as a bowler.

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My First Comic Strip

Check out this site : stripgenerator.com
You can create your own comic strips for fun and its easy to embed them in your blog as well. I created a sample strip in 10 minutes. Check it out

My First Comic Strip

Grand Canyon Panaromic

This is a video I took at the Grand Canyon. I did some editing on Win Movie maker. Suddenly the director in me has got awake and wants to script a full fledged movie. Ok! That might more difficult than any of my other daydreams. But here's what I could do: write a script with all the weirdo characters in my mind and then put it out. A script is after all half the movie. So I at least can claim to be half a movie maker. In the meanwhile, will keep playing with the camera to make small fun videos(no porn!).



Grand Canyon Panoramic from Vinod Iyengar on Vimeo.

Maqbool Fida Husain ... take 2...eh?

Weekend saw me bring out my painting skills. I first got a painting booklet and some tubes and brushes from walmart to start with my new vanity hobby. I couldn't find a palette at walmart so had to use a makeshift one using a polished wooden board. With all the equipments set up I started on the mission to create my Mona Lisa. So how did it turn out ?


It was a disaster on all fronts. My hand felt as wooden as my makeshift palette. I couldn't get any free flowing strokes going, the colours were uneven, there were smudges all around. All in all it was a pathetic start, but strangely enough, I was feeling excited. The closest analogy to it would be bathroom singing. With the shower providing the sur and taal, we become Kishore Kumars in the those 15 minutes. Truth is even a donkey braying would be more bearable. But who the hell cares, its fun. The amazing thing for me was that I was able to sit and concentrate on something for 2 hours. I must admit I'm a fickle minded lazy bum, who can't stand still for a moment yet do nothing worthwhile. Sounds oxymoronic?

Let me elaborate: after lot and lot of self analysis and contemplation I have realized that I get bored with stuff easily and keep moving around without concentrating on anything. I lack focus and application. The laziness comes in when I realize I need to to do something new, when I've had enough, when the urge to do something in life is at its peak. I just let the urge pass and relax. Anyways more on me later (since this is my blog, you'll be subjected to my syava puranam off and then)

So for anyone still interested in my painting effort, here it goes:


This one is titled Dis"Unity" in Diversity . It is kind of my take on the current state of the world.

The next one is more near and less lofty in its abstractness or whatever (Why am I writing like Indian authors...gosh!)



And this one is titled Brickbats for Bankers, in context of the current recession triggered by the sub prime crisis. Or maybe due to their greediness or maybe due to the excessive nature of capitalism.(I've started blabbering again...please excuse me, its time to stop...Goodbye)

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Check out this article on NY times. What is basically involves is doing routine things in a different manner. For eg. brushing your teeth with the wrong hand, stirring your coffee with wrong hand and in reverse direction and so on. Good fun to keep oneself motivated. As long as they don't hurt :)